Hello and welcome to round two of
Fashion Talk!
Just a few Fashion Updates and Tips:1) My English teacher wore the same disgusting sandals for the second day in a row. Will she never learn? Must I personally inform her?
2) Today's fabulous hat may have been considered a fashion "fur" pas, but I don't think so. Ish. <3
3) Pink is IN. As in, Pink and Black are the new Black. But black goes with everything, so be well-stocked. XD
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Dedicated to Luis and Emily: DON'T WEAR FUR! DON'T KILL CUTE CUDDLY ANIMALS FOR THE SAKE OF AN EXPENSIVE clutch / jacket / whatever!
Today's Topics:
Girls
DO make sure you flip through fashion magazines at least once a week. Even if they're out-of-date, old stuff comes back in cycles. Plus, you can funk up something old to give it new personality. It totally works out.
DIRECTIONS: Go to a store. Flip through a mag. If you like it, buy it. If you're inspired, buy it. If you're not, move on until you are.
DON'T EVER let me catch you wearing a lame shirt with a cool skirt, or vise-versa. It completely defeats the purpose of the outfit, especially if you're going for a really trendy look.
DIRECTIONS FOR A DIY (Do It Yourself): How To Make A Cool Clothes-ometer!Rate your clothes on a scale that measures trend! One is the lowest, Five is the highest.
1) If it's got little dinosaurs on it - unless they're really really cute dinos, like cartoon ones or something - or a weird irreversable print on it, THROW IT OUT. This is what is called on the scale
TOTALLY ICKY.
2) If it's really worn-out and you can't make anything out of it, toss it. This is what we like to call
CLOTHES THAT HAVE SEEN THEIR BEST DAYS.
3) If it's worn-out too much to wear but you can still make something out of it, we'll call it
SAVIORS. That way, if you find a piece of apparell-in-need, you can come to this.
4) If if needs a slight amount of work to be perfect let's call them
IN NEED. Because they are. <3
5) If it's perfect, I'm calling it
TRES FABULEUX. Good for you, owning such a fab outfit! XD
Guys
DO own at least one nice hooded sweatshirt. If you get chilly, or just want to look cool, there you go. Also, make sure to get it in a nice color that matches basically everything, like black, brown or white. Most greens are good too.
DO NOT wear socks with sandals, unless they're the androgynous kind and with soccer/baseball socks. If you ignore this rule I will have to ignore you. And it's just morally wrong to commit such a horrible fashion crime.
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The End of Fashion Talk: Episode Two